I talked about the best, now it's time I talk about the worst. The reason that it’s a bottom 5 is because I like a lot of suits, most of them. I think they are fine, but these 5 were the ones that stood out to me, and not in a good way.
Dishonorable Mention-The Apple Riders From Kamen Rider Gaim
All 75 of them we get. To be fair their not bad in terms of designs but here's they are lazy, They don’t look as good especially when they reuse the EXACT SAME SUIT. You got: normal apple, sliver apple, apple reflector, and dark apple and more that I don't remember the names to right now. The only difference being the helmet, and even then it's not any better.
5-Riderman
Why he has the plastic ab muscles but they are on the far side on his chest it just looks ew, and then the helmet? They forgot to make a bottom part to the top helmet just like Kamen Rider X so all you can see is his mouth, even Kamen Rider SkyRider looks better than him, Even in this photo he looks really dirty.
4-Kamen Rider Mage
Moving on to something that's more hand heavy now, Kamen Rider Mage, All three of them. Their base color is the ugliest shade of beige I think I've seen. Beige Brown, Beige Blue, and Beige Green. I get that they’re unrefined magic gemstones and that is very prevalent in the face, but WTF is with their hands? Wizard, no, Beast, nope, Sorcerer and Wiseman, nothing, But WTF, your not Hellboy, and even Hellboy had a smaller hand than this. When you can see the small ring in the big hand it just makes it stupid, and the tail.
3-Kamen Rider Touki
The suit is ugly. This suit is the equivalent to that one video of the guy going around the grocery store with a mannequin head. He skipped leg day, ab day, he skipped all the days. It also looks like his Chest Piece is eating the rest of his stomach. It looks like you took a Kamen Rider Hibiki head off of an action figure and glued it to the body of a used stretch toy that was stretched way too much. They were going for a Yeti and I can kinda see that, but there are better ways of doing that and they failed.
2-Kamen Rider Fifteen
Oh, he is nowhere near the level of the fabulousness of gluing a furry bow to the back of your head. This looks like Toei took 7 ferrets, skinned them, set it partially on fire, put it out, peed on it, and glued it to the suit. Giant dumb horns. It's a too over-designed concept for Kamen Rider Skull, Which I love, I love that suit to death, but they never stopped. Gross, Disgusting, Eww.
1-Kamen Rider Core
Toei, Toei, Toei, WHAT THE **** IS THIS? What were you smoking while thinking of this monstrosity? I hate it, I was having a perfectly happy day playing Animal Crossing on this quarantine of a day, Then I saw this and now I'm sad and angry. He has Rayman syndrome of missing limbs, but worse, and that sucks because I love Rayman, #RaymanforSmash. I get sick looking at this. The only redeemable trait from this is him looking like the original Kamen Rider, and even then that's not saving this. Now I'm too angry to continue now, If you need me I'll be playing animal crossing, something that’s actually good and brings joy.
Im a Goofy Goober
Rejoice! The one to inherit all powers across time and space, the only king who will rule over the past and future because he had nothing else to do! His name is Im a Goofy Goober. We bear witness to the advent of a new age.
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